Deaq
entered the Candy Store and wondered for the third time why he was there.
Billie had given them the day off for Easter so he had planned to be
as far away from there as possible. Days off were few and far between.
He and Van were supposed to go to the Hayes' family home for dinner
that night but Van had called him that morning asking to meet at the
Candy Store A.S.A.P. Deaq had been asleep still so the machine had got
it. When he played the message Van had said he needed help with something
and to hurry over but not to worry because nothing was wrong. Given
how crazy their lives often were the reassurance at the end that there
wasn't a problem was appreciated by Deaq. But if everything was fine
why would Van need his help at headquarters on their day off?
Deaq
had thrown on some clothes quickly. While driving he decided to replay
the message. He thought maybe he'd missed something. Upon listening
again Deaq noticed Van's tone of voice was different than usual. It
had an almost rough, gravelly sound to it that he'd missed the first
time. He'd been too concerned with the words of the message to notice
the suggestive tone. Deaq knew the only time when Van sounded like.
He drove a little faster.
`What
has that boy got up his sleeve now?' Deaq wondered as he entered the
building.
"Hey,
yo Van? Where you at?" he called out but got no answer. Walking
forward from the entrance way he felt something crunch under his shoe.
Crouching down Deaq saw he'd stepped on a little foil wrapped chocolate
Easter egg. "Huh."
When
Deaq looked forward he saw a trail of eggs, each spaced about a foot
apart, leading from where he was standing to behind one of the cars.
Feeling like a fool he followed it. On the other side of the car the
trail continued and Deaq kept following it around cars, bikes and across
the basketball half court.
"What
am I some kinda retarded bloodhound?" Deaq mumbled aloud, still
following the eggs. When the trail reached about half way across the
open floor area it changed from chocolate eggs to Hershey kisses. Deaq
raised a eyebrow but kept following the trail of kisses that leaded
to a car on the far side of the showroom. On the hood were two medium
sized chocolate bunnies, one dark chocolate and one white. The bunnies
were laid down with their little chocolate mouths pushed against each
other. Deaq was suddenly starting to find this game a whole lot more
interesting.
The
trail of kisses led from the amorous bunnies, over the car's roof and
back to the floor again. Following the trail Deaq found himself in the
lower lounge area. On the coffee table were two more bunnies just like
the last two only this time the white bunny had his head pressed just
above the dark bunny's legs. Following the trail to the big, red couch
Deaq found yet another pair of bunnies, this time the dark chocolate
bunny was positioned to look like it was going down on the white chocolate
one.
Deaq
continued to follow the trail of kisses from the lower lounge area to
the foot of the stairs. On each stair was another chocolate kiss and
he climbed up to the upper lounge area. When he reached the top Deaq
was still looking down at the floor following the trail. It led him
to the white couch.
Van
was sprawled on the couch wearing only two things: A pair of tight orange
boxer shorts with little cartoon carrots on them and a pair of white
furry rabbit ears. Using his best imitation Bugs Bunny voice Van said,
"What's up Deaq?"
Smiling
ear to ear Deaq said, "You crazy you know that?"
"Yeah,
but you love me for it don't you?" Van replied. "And I can
see what's up," he said pointedly looking at Deaq's crotch. "Come
over here and let the Easter Bunny give you a treat."
Deaq
didn't need to be asked twice. As he made his way over to Van he said,
"What, all that candy downstairs wasn't my treat?" He was
of course teasing.
"Hope
you're willing to share cause I really love dark chocolate," Van
said suggestively as Deaq joined him on the couch.
"That
works out nicely `cause I seem to have developed quite a taste for the
white stuff myself," he shot back.
"Hey,
when we're done up here what do you say we go downstairs and show all
those bunnies how it's really done?"
"Anything
for you baby. Anything for you."
End
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